criss cross gonna make ya jump

i wish i had some pics of the race but i don't. you can find pics on the real ones site. the race went shitty. i pulled the plug on it a little before mid-race. it was a good time watching it though. troi needed to make some chimmy stops during the race. he just jumped off his bike and ran into the dorms that we were racing around and unleashed the fury into some poor freshmans bathroom. i think this happened a few times. we also saw the emergence of chops mcguilicutty onto the cross circuit. chops hopped the barriers on the first attempt and went huge on the first and almost missed the second barrier but made it. but on the second attempt he hucked the first one and shorted the second which led to him breaking his carbon bars, this guy is a trooper so he finished the race with the right side of his bar only held on by the tape. showtime won again. with troi winning the fastest laps with shit stops award and chops winning the dhoooood award. Shat miver is awarded the Showtime showoff award for his preride crash into the barriers while trying to show the girls how to do it. And last but not least the dipshit dive award goes to ransom for smashing into bartman even though he had like 15 meters to stop and slow down to avoid him.
i ordered a sweet mullet wig for my birthday party. its gonna be good. its coming up quickly, i am going to be the big 21 on friday. we are going to tour the bars and the lost dog. the games are going to begin at steamworks then the bars then to the club.
well see you later
adigga