10 things you may or may not know about Chuck Norris

for all you that hate on Chuck Norris read this and you may change your mind. This took me awhile to type so read it.

1) Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. too bad he has never cried.
2) A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is Charles. Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
3)Rather then being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
4)The original theme song to Transformerswas actually "Chuck Norris more then meets the eye, Chuck Norris-robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas ranger who defended the the earth from drug dealing Decepticons and could turn into a Dodge Pick up truck. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
5)Chuck Norris once shot down a german plan with his finger, by yelling, " BANG!"
6)When Chuck Norris and his family play Oregon trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He also always makes it to Oregon before you.
7)Chuck Norris can make a women climax by simply pointing at her and saying "BOOYA."
8)Before each filming of Walker Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with 5 times the lethat dose of elephant tranquilizer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
8)Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.
9)Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you are thinking to yourself, "Thats impossible. I already lost my virginity," then you are dead wrong.
10)Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

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