Love Letter

Dear Antonio,

Antonio, you're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.

Love,

Muerte

Sailing the Seas in Bulgaria!

It was a dark cold day out on the seas, wind blowing in my face, Tdub hold my balls. You see, the Butt Pirate just got his new boat the Slippery Seaman, and all his merry men went with him on its first voyage. I can remember it like it was yesturday, Captain Kuhl holding the ropes on the starboard side, Adigga stearing the great big, long, hard...ship. He has so much control over such large vessals. Sgt. Dick Steele was manning the crows nest looking down at the wonderful men that had been choosen with him to man this voyage, they had been hand picked, hand selected by the great Butt Pirate himself. The butt pirate only chooses the best men to take with him, because he has to be able to fall back on his men when the times get tough. and rough. It had been over 3 months since they had sailed off from Whore Island trying to reach Bulgaria...and to no ones suprize the men were starting to miss their ladies. Tdub was the first to crack, he made a move on Captain Kuhl who to Adigga's suprize played along with his Shenanigans( side note... Hey Farva whats the name of that restaurant you love, you know the one with all the crap on the walls). Meanwhile Sgt. Dick Steele was admiring the great view of the moon that night... but to his suprize the moon seamed to move back and forth wildly...and then it struck him, it was Captain Kuhls ass..and another...who else could it be than Kuhls "little buddy"... Part two next week

Operation Blackout!

So I guess that I have a lot of drinking to do, casue addiga and kuhl are already sloshed from the real Joeys bday. Ourlittle Joey is just turning 20. I remember the first time me and McNasty got him drunk at Mt. Snow like three years ago. Then we went to the grundle room and slept together. Man, I just heard from Captain Kuhl this morning. Shit last time I saw Kuhl he had a bottle of wine and then went flash dancing in Portland with some chick. We got some numbers but those chicks wanted nothing to do with the Kuhl-Paolini A-frame. Ohh well next time. So I got my tattoos yesturday, lets just say it hurt more than the time I saw A. Craig and Dabrie hold hands and going to the creek. Now if you will excuse me I have a date with Ashlee Simpson.

joe joes bday

happy birthday to the real one the big twentizzle. you've just grown up into such a gay little guy im so proud. joeys party is at steamworks at 7:00 if your not there.......your not there.

shitting fest

well the home race has come and past. not much to say besides i had the worst of luck possible this weekend. first off in the short track i opted to race the cyclocross steed and then the inevitable happened and i flatted. on to the cross country what else can i say but i had the chimmies and had to pull aside and poo my brains out 3 of the 4 laps. i finished but not good enough for the ever so demanding one race qualification standards for the flc cycling nationals team. in short im not going to pa. there were two cool things that happened yesterday 1. walker texas ranger the movie was on and it was almost as cool as i had dreamed. and 2. kuhl punched a guy in the face. all that aside we have succesfully made it halfway through the school year and that means i am halfway done college. later adigga

Cross Pics

I stole this pic from a website. Crossing it up!

Cross Sucks

So I have not riden excepty twice since nats and got sucker punched into doing a cross race, lets just say that I rode like adigga at mtb nats. 40+ national champ Mark Noble was throwing some bows and taking people out in the sprint, sent the guy to the hospital but Noble still won the race. I got some pictures from the fires.



I rode anyway, cause I am a rebel.












My house is right on the other sid eof the hill, got evacted from my house at 2 am.