10 things you may or may not know about Chuck Norris

for all you that hate on Chuck Norris read this and you may change your mind. This took me awhile to type so read it.

1) Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. too bad he has never cried.
2) A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is Charles. Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
3)Rather then being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
4)The original theme song to Transformerswas actually "Chuck Norris more then meets the eye, Chuck Norris-robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas ranger who defended the the earth from drug dealing Decepticons and could turn into a Dodge Pick up truck. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
5)Chuck Norris once shot down a german plan with his finger, by yelling, " BANG!"
6)When Chuck Norris and his family play Oregon trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He also always makes it to Oregon before you.
7)Chuck Norris can make a women climax by simply pointing at her and saying "BOOYA."
8)Before each filming of Walker Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with 5 times the lethat dose of elephant tranquilizer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
8)Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.
9)Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you are thinking to yourself, "Thats impossible. I already lost my virginity," then you are dead wrong.
10)Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

again congrats to the wells bros. you guys kick ass.
later adigga

hell yea

this weekend was off the chain. first off we won the the collegiate national omnium on saturday morning. then later on in the day my boy mr. national champ himself Rude E. Bear dominated a certain 6 time national champ for the win in the U-23 class. then a couple of hours later the big man himself Toodles McDuff Wells won his second national title. the only thing that sucked about the whole weekend was that they cancelled the collegiate race on friday because of snow? i thought i came to race cross. so the race was rescheduled to saturday in the am. so that meant i had to race two races in the same day. in the collegiate race i started back row and had to fight my way through around 65 collegiate riders and ended up in 7th not to bad but i wish i was in the top 5. A couple hours later i raced the U-23 race and felt fantastic for the first 25-28 minutes. i managed to make it up to 5th place until i hit the wall, really hard. i started to crash into anything i saw. so i pulled the plug. anywhoo congrats to the wells family. i think i might change my last name to wells. their cousin is kinda cute.
later Adigga