Seniora Burrito Suprema

This morning I decided that today I was going to try and eat a Burrito for every meal. It started of right with a nice bacon breakfest burrito at the school cafateria. The cook there is a little slow, as in retarded, kind of like the way a certain little buddy looks, excepet this guys is acctually retarded. Not that they is anything wrong with that. So I order my Burrito and he askes if I want bacon or sausage. I told him just bacon, but when I get it, it was sausage. Whatever, so I eat it anyway. Next was lunch and made my way down to Baja Fresh, for those of you who dont live in California or Nevada, sucks for you that you dont have them. Anyway, off to Baja Fresh. So I go to order my food, and Carlos is there to take my order. Well I cant tell if Carlos is a dude or a chick. He/She wears make up plucks its eyebrows and has sparkly lotion all over him/her. He/she kind of reminds me of Kuhl on a friday night. I am getting of topic. So i get my Burrito Ultimo w/ Steak and no veggie mix, and add guaca. Delish. So now I am debating to go to Senor Fresh or Pacito Mas for my dinner Burrito.

sleep over

A couple years ago I had a sleep over with my dear friend Antonio. I was looking through old pictures and found this. It is a little X-rated so if you dont want to look, than dont look. I cant figure out what is in his hand. I remember it smelling kind of funny.

my perry pic

it took a couple of tries but i think this resembles perry at his best
the tats say "IMA HOMO" in english

Copycats

Check out who I came home to today. I am working on a Joey T. Not quite there yet.




Harry Dean.

1st attempt at troi

2nd attempt

3rd attemp, almost there but not quite

I think that I got it this time. Troi Wilz

who are these guys?

Troi Willz

Gary Dean

i came back from my second ride today and these two guys were hanging out at my house. i actually know one of them, the guy with the mullet-hawk is the one and only troi willz the other guy i still don't know. today i did the group ride, it was huge there was three of us; bartman, mr. carroll, and me. it was a survival of the fitest out there. first one down was bartman, he crashed going into the barriers and bent his seat. then carroll went down also going into the barriers but he put his foot in his front wheel and flipped over the bike and bent his wheel. so i did some more laps and called it a day. later on in the day my mullet wig came in so kuhl and i decided to go and get some cheap ass suits at the thrift store for my B-Day bash. its gonna be off the hook. ohhh yea yesterday chops crashed jumping barriers again and bent another pair of bars that 2 in 2 days.
later
adigga

criss cross gonna make ya jump

i wish i had some pics of the race but i don't. you can find pics on the real ones site. the race went shitty. i pulled the plug on it a little before mid-race. it was a good time watching it though. troi needed to make some chimmy stops during the race. he just jumped off his bike and ran into the dorms that we were racing around and unleashed the fury into some poor freshmans bathroom. i think this happened a few times. we also saw the emergence of chops mcguilicutty onto the cross circuit. chops hopped the barriers on the first attempt and went huge on the first and almost missed the second barrier but made it. but on the second attempt he hucked the first one and shorted the second which led to him breaking his carbon bars, this guy is a trooper so he finished the race with the right side of his bar only held on by the tape. showtime won again. with troi winning the fastest laps with shit stops award and chops winning the dhoooood award. Shat miver is awarded the Showtime showoff award for his preride crash into the barriers while trying to show the girls how to do it. And last but not least the dipshit dive award goes to ransom for smashing into bartman even though he had like 15 meters to stop and slow down to avoid him.
i ordered a sweet mullet wig for my birthday party. its gonna be good. its coming up quickly, i am going to be the big 21 on friday. we are going to tour the bars and the lost dog. the games are going to begin at steamworks then the bars then to the club.
well see you later
adigga